UberGame Featured Writers : Bio of Martin Espinoza

Vital Information

Likes: Pointy weapons, retro gaming, electronics with lots of lights on them, wabbly bits and midafternoon naps.
Dislikes: Mindless followers, 60hz noise, slapstick whether physical, emotional or mental, divide by zero, artificially inflated prices, and artificially inflated breasts.
Hobbies: Retrogaming, systems administration (it's quite a rush, try it sometime), RC Cars, and just about everything else nerdy that doesn't involve much math.
Favorite Games: Mau, Three Man, Forgotten Worlds, Star Wars, Uno, NES Golf, NHL '98, Dragon Force, Virtual On, Gran Turismo 2, Kareteka, Space Taxi, Jet Moto, Smash TV, Strider.
Favorite Quotes: "Next time some eight-foot-tall, wild-eyed maniac taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom all and asks you if you've paid your dues, well, you just do what ole Jack Burton always does at a time like that. You stare that sucker right back in the eye. "Have you paid your dues, Jack?" "Yes, sir, the check is in the mail."
--Jack Burton/Big Trouble in Little China

<insincere> d3d rox, slowly back and forth, humming to its self

<Tamarind> Glamour shots are a technical respresentation of beer goggles